We can say, think, tweet, post, vlog all we want, but Donald
Trump’s got a lot to teach us about success. So if your idea of success is being
an obnoxious, chauvinistic, vulgar racist, yet one who is in sight of the US presidency, here’s what you can learn:
- Don’t mind your language: Cuss all you want all the time.
- Lie and keep lying: Say anything to make a point. Make up numbers and historic events, no matter how blatant. When people call you out, proving beyond doubt that you’re dishonest, just keep lying because there are plenty of poor bastards who don’t know any better.
- Bully bully and bully some more. Look for individuals to hate on. Threaten and insult them, especially if they are women. Women are defenseless creatures and it’s so easy and enjoyable to pick on their looks even when you yourself are a sorry eyesore.
- Know in your heart that the plebs will follow you. They have no brain of their own so they need a strong leader. Keep doing the above, and add occasional violence. Those suckers will stick with you.
- Paint yourself and your hair orange. You’re too blinded by your haughtiness to see it anyway.
He is not worth ANY trouble but thanks you for what u have written here. I do not follow the news but it is really hard to skip the awful (to say the least) obscenities he commits every once and a while.
ReplyDeleteHe is a dreadful human being and I wish we could continue to ignore him, but clearly his aggressive, divisive rhetoric has hit a cord with many people and that's the worrying part. Turns out voters like to follow buffoons
ReplyDeleteI think it was Ralph Nader who said that american people rally behind controversial (to use a relaxed word) candidates until the major two parties' elections come nearer and nearer. Of course this is just one angle of viewing the US elections and from a general perspective only, but maybe this is where it is trailing towards to now.
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